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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 747
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About smilepatrol : One of the sleepiest people in the city that never sleeps! Oops.

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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60928) - you deserved it (7105)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my wife brought my 5-year-old daughter to visit me at the office. My boss has a speech impediment, and when she heard it, she exclaimed, "Hey my daddy can sound just like you! Show him daddy! Show him!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (20795) - you deserved it (41832)

On 01/12/2013 at 3:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50735) - you deserved it (3535)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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