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smilepatrol
  • Town/Country : imma new yawker, USAUSAUSA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About smilepatrol : Hey:)
What do you want me to say? I'm an adult in a child's body. My nickname is Sunshine or Fireball. I've been told that I have a fearless personality. My goals are to become a veterinarian and to get a scholarship. I work so I'm not on this site much and I'm not looking for a fight, nor a grammar war. No, my hair is not naturally blonde, I dyed it that way to warn everyone of my stupidity. In reality, my GPA is around a 3.5. That's around it, I guess! Bye stalker!

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Today, my wife brought my 5-year-old daughter to visit me at the office. My boss has a speech impediment, and when she heard it, she exclaimed, "Hey my daddy can sound just like you! Show him daddy! Show him!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15959) - you deserved it (28350)

On 01/12/2013 at 3:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (2142)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40246) - you deserved it (2818)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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