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About smilepatrol : Hey:)
What do you want me to say? I'm an adult in a child's body. My nickname is Sunshine or Fireball. I've been told that I have a fearless personality. My goals are to become a veterinarian and to get a scholarship. I work so I'm not on this site much and I'm not looking for a fight, nor a grammar war. No, my hair is not naturally blonde, I dyed it that way to warn everyone of my stupidity. In reality, my GPA is around a 3.5. That's around it, I guess! Bye stalker!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, my wife brought my 5-year-old daughter to visit me at the office. My boss has a speech impediment, and when she heard it, she exclaimed, "Hey my daddy can sound just like you! Show him daddy! Show him!" FML
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML