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About smexyninja : I'm Extremely paranoid...AND I HAVE THE BEST SISTER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! [ps. she did not write this(:]

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Visits<b>beckystarz</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 4:45pm

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Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

by Anonymous / 07/04/2009 at 4:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

by Singed / 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

by BerryRockstar / 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

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