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About smexyninja : I'm Extremely paranoid...AND I HAVE THE BEST SISTER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! [ps. she did not write this(:]
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML