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About smexyninja : I'm Extremely paranoid...AND I HAVE THE BEST SISTER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! [ps. she did not write this(:]

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Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (2650)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19029) - you deserved it (38327)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML



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