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smexehXredhead0
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 July 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smexehXredhead0 : Who in the hell writes in here anyway? Anywho, my name is Sammi and I'm a receptionist at a doctor's office. Things you should know about me: 1. I am quite an opinionated and outspoken person, so don't take my comments personal. 2. I hate those stupid ass 12-14 year olds who look and act like whores, wannabes, and douchebags and have taken over this site. 3. There is nothing wrong with being emo, goth, or gay. I also hate those dumbasses that think if you support gay rights, you must be homosexual. It's like saying if you don't support Sarah Palin, you are sexist or if you don't support Obama, you MUST be racist. 4. People who think Atheism is a religion are fuckwits. 5. Ppl hoo tlk lyk dis are annoying. 6. I HATE trolls. So now you know a bit about me. Feel free to message me.

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Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

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