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  • Town/Country : Kenmore, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (21 years)
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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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