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  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1993 (21 years)
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About smalltownteenmom : just trying to figure out the mom thing

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Today after years of being terrifid of those biscuit cans that pophen u unwrap them I finally decidd I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a slicd hand from the lid an can feel therapy in my future. FML

#20129768
129 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 12:01pm - misc - by afraidofcans - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting out of the carhen I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shd . I screamd an threw mah bag . It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was mah shadow on the wall . FML

#20123366
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On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah mom an I went out to a fancy an expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals an the large check came, she excusd herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashd by mah own mother. FML

#20122984
56 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 7:52pm - money - by BrokeAsFuck - United States

Today... I went to te movies wit ma friends. All trougout... some guy kept making weird sounds and breating deeply. Midway troug te movie... e got even louder. Just as I was about to snap... cunks of vomit sprayd over ma cair and soulders. big fat FML

#18530892
99 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today... I went to te movies wit ma friends. All trougout... some guy kept making weird sounds and breating deeply. Midway troug te movie... e got even louder. Just as I was about to snap... cunks of vomit sprayd over ma cair and soulders. big fat FML

#18530892
99 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I trid to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. mega FML

#16761354
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On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I trid to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. mega FML

#16761354
82 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... it is both mah birthday and Easter. My whole family cummd into town and mah mom made a big dinner with all of mah favorite foods. After church... I took a nap. When I woke up... all the food... including mah cake... was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

#15910570
222 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... it is both mah birthday and Easter. My whole family cummd into town and mah mom made a big dinner with all of mah favorite foods. After church... I took a nap. When I woke up... all the food... including mah cake... was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

#15910570
222 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

#366764
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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)



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