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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 38
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sloppysam : I am a young model and actor.

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Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25334) - you deserved it (2945)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm - health - by owwwww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8392) - you deserved it (54635)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10427) - you deserved it (47575)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (763826) - you deserved it (82556)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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