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slick5880

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  • Number of visits : 3409
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About slick5880 : Unlimited potential with zero initiative.

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slick5880's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16381) - you deserved it (54400)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (8749)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (8749)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

#19122021
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24137) - you deserved it (7263)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

#19122021
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24137) - you deserved it (7263)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

#19099284
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (5196)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

#19084596
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12175) - you deserved it (23859)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34407) - you deserved it (5747)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32671) - you deserved it (7880)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (6656)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (2657)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

#18195085
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34539) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32794) - you deserved it (9690)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML

#18087058
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24670) - you deserved it (2607)

On 10/27/2011 at 4:06am - misc - by unlucky - United States (Texas)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46181) - you deserved it (9126)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)



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