Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

slick5880

Online | Search for a member

slick5880

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2760
  • Number of comments : 212
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About slick5880 : Unlimited potential with zero initiative.

slick5880's page activity

Visits<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - yesterday at 2:13pm<b>jhonn</b> - yesterday at 4:08pm<b>tallbaby9891</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:49am<b>snuffyTHEbear</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:54am<b>mergeterge</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:36am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:06pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:48pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:39pm<b>arianarochele</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:31pm<b>ziggysmommy201</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:35pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:19pm<b>nettrol</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:46pm<b>97mailo</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:25pm<b>charliedee</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Wabbajack789</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:37pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:23pm<b>lamyakh</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:59pm<b>BatmanPN</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:17pm

Fucked!<b>sarah5745</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 6:51pm<b>princessEll</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:48pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 9:36pm

slick5880's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of slick5880's badges

slick5880's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

#19440536
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22208) - you deserved it (2604)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States

Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML

#19410282
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22969) - you deserved it (2285)

On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML

#19410282
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22969) - you deserved it (2285)

On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

#19400366
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18825) - you deserved it (3739)

On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47403) - you deserved it (4621)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (3599)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28293) - you deserved it (6489)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

#19311891
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (6313)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24171) - you deserved it (1740)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28977) - you deserved it (3148)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15168) - you deserved it (51754)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (8368)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (8368)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2: School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: