About slick5880 : Unlimited potential with zero initiative.
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slick5880's favorite FMLs
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by zombieguyswife / 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
by flyingpuppy / 06/17/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by fail / 06/15/2012 at 11:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 7:29am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 2:26am / United States / Love
Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML
by sick and awkward / 05/20/2012 at 2:11am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by uni life / 05/15/2012 at 4:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by smh / 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…