About slick5880 : Unlimited potential with zero initiative.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You've liked someone. How cute!
slick5880's favorite FMLs
Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
by fucking pissants / 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm / United Kingdom / Work
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by zombieguyswife / 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
by flyingpuppy / 06/17/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by fail / 06/15/2012 at 11:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 7:29am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 2:26am / United States / Love
Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML
by sick and awkward / 05/20/2012 at 2:11am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by uni life / 05/15/2012 at 4:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…