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slender_gab
  • Town/Country : idk, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 119
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About slender_gab : ._. I play football ⚽, my life is all about football ⚽⚽⚽❤❤, and a forward and a goalkeeper I can also play as a midfielder :D

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Today, the girl of my dreams said yes when I asked her out. Our conversation afterward consisted of her telling me "no one can know" and saying she doesn't want to do things normal couples do. I'm basically in the deepest level of the "friendzone": the friendzoned boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48700) - you deserved it (4792)

On 12/07/2013 at 1:56am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States



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