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slearnaro92
  • Town/Country : utica, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 November 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1302
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About slearnaro92 : im 17
have a great boyfriend
wish that i didnt have to take history in school
wants money to show up in my hands
wants to live on my own with my wonderful bestfriend and boyfriend.
i want a fish
i want a dog
and a kitten
i guess im hard to please

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Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10380) - you deserved it (28891)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (29815) - you deserved it (3565)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". FML

#240271 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (46053) - you deserved it (2003)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by PmS (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (44994) - you deserved it (2768)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (154974) - you deserved it (19184)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically famous. She was going on about how important it was, in such good condition too, worth a lot. I dropped my glass of juice. It spilt all over it. FML

#101667 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (13999) - you deserved it (30980)

On 02/22/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by damn-it (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

#99945 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (64908) - you deserved it (5578)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (39901) - you deserved it (4051)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (52063) - you deserved it (5011)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

#98497 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (69314) - you deserved it (4802)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

#98125 (34)

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FML

#97546 (176)

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

#94927 (74)

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (69266) - you deserved it (5618)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I jokingly told my Mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's honey!" ... FML

#93640 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (39552)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)