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Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML


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On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML


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