About slacker_69 : I love sports,football, basketball, track. I do lift weights. I'm not on here very often anymore but message me if youd like to get to know me better(;
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9035) - you deserved it (25191)
On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23116) - you deserved it (3235)
On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14787) - you deserved it (2019)
On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14787) - you deserved it (2019)
On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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