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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skittlesharks : I like to be known for who I am am and not who I'm not. I'm very easy to get to know. I love alternative rock, some screamo, R&B, hip hop, and some pop. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I love sharks and skittles lolz, yes I am very random , but I always have been so yaah :P

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Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26506) - you deserved it (2394)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26506) - you deserved it (2394)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML

#18931517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25160) - you deserved it (3506)

On 01/28/2012 at 3:35am - intimacy - by BigDT (man) -

Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML

#18927532
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by Cheating (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (3358)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12583) - you deserved it (33961)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20758) - you deserved it (6152)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27114) - you deserved it (3786)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

#18907023
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24171) - you deserved it (5814)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24724) - you deserved it (5904)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (2471)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41073) - you deserved it (3369)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML

#18891516
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22975) - you deserved it (2819)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17113) - you deserved it (6536)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26538) - you deserved it (1898)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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