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skittlesharks
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skittlesharks : I like to be known for who I am am and not who I'm not. I'm very easy to get to know. I love alternative rock, some screamo, R&B, hip hop, and some pop. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I love sharks and skittles lolz, yes I am very random , but I always have been so yaah :P

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Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
93 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251
200 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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119 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

#18942006
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On 01/29/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by delamer (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

#18940800
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On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

#18939458
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On 01/29/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML

#18934570
139 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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129 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -



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