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skittlesharks
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skittlesharks : I like to be known for who I am am and not who I'm not. I'm very easy to get to know. I love alternative rock, some screamo, R&B, hip hop, and some pop. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I love sharks and skittles lolz, yes I am very random , but I always have been so yaah :P

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Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
108 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31603) - you deserved it (2265)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
115 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

#19084596
87 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
137 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

#19082292
155 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

#19079186
109 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
96 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

#19074036
153 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
123 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML

#19070055
65 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by ontherun2012 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
96 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

#19061872
119 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 11:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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