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About skittle_QUEEN_YO : Hello internet, I should stop making these updates at like 1:00 am but hey who cares right? Anyway I'm just gonna say that I like to comment, if you see a comment of mine be sure to be like

Hey you. I saw your about sucked

Cause then ill be all like, "Thanks, you checked out my profile." and that makes me feel good.

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Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML


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