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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 412
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About skittle_QUEEN_YO : Hello internet, I should stop making these updates at like 1:00 am but hey who cares right? Anyway I'm just gonna say that I like to comment, if you see a comment of mine be sure to be like

Hey you. I saw your about sucked

Cause then ill be all like, "Thanks, you checked out my profile." and that makes me feel good.

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Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40783) - you deserved it (3484)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML


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