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About skittle_QUEEN_YO : Hello internet, I should stop making these updates at like 1:00 am but hey who cares right? Anyway I'm just gonna say that I like to comment, if you see a comment of mine be sure to be like
Hey you. I saw your about you...it sucked
Cause then ill be all like, "Thanks, you checked out my profile." and that makes me feel good.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
Friday 31 July 2015