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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 436
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About skittihorse : Hey.
Girl from Canada.
I love The Lord of the Rings.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you.
That is all.

xx

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Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

#19871272
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22355) - you deserved it (1881)

On 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by babyeaternomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31939) - you deserved it (6771)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33592) - you deserved it (3090)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
154 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23416) - you deserved it (4844)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

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33 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21190) - you deserved it (5216)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version



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