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About skittihorse : Hey.
Girl from Canada.
I love The Lord of the Rings.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you.
That is all.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
Friday 5 February 2016