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by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by ryanlogan / 08/31/2011 at 2:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
by bobin / 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by ant_hater / 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by JJAnd / 08/28/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
by j_babydoll6520 / 08/26/2011 at 7:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by the girlfriend / 08/26/2011 at 6:41am / United Kingdom / Love
by rene / 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 7:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…