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by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by failure / 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
by Soopa-Genius / 09/22/2011 at 8:06am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML
by mortenp / 09/22/2011 at 12:44am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 6:39am / Australia / Intimacy
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by applesmama / 09/17/2011 at 12:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Scott / 09/15/2011 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Health
by foreseeingabreakup / 09/06/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, after spending the week with my parents, my daughter came home so ill I had to take her to… Today, I realized the only reason I have a job is because I'm seeing my bosses daughter but she's a… Today I went as a chaperone on one of my son's middle school field trips to the beach with the rest…