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skippy_doodaday
  • Town/Country : Lancashire, England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 801
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30805) - you deserved it (5845)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

#18180881
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24021) - you deserved it (6472)

On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23239) - you deserved it (3684)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
131 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
237 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33776) - you deserved it (2863)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (5024) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
66 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
161 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450
147 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (2030)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

#17838831
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (6617)

On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27728) - you deserved it (4992)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
128 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States



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