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skippy_doodaday
  • Town/Country : Lancashire, England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
68 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

#19979806
188 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
181 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML

#19787608
104 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 3:34pm - health - by ultraattitude - United States

Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML

#19661791
197 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 10:32am - love - by angry girlfriend - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
114 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

#19557308
164 comments

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On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

#19490295
226 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML

#19172113
71 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 12:12am - love - by SwimminginSweat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
238 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
216 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
178 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
65 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
190 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
141 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States



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