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Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

#20066447
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19309) - you deserved it (7020)

On 09/10/2012 at 5:20pm - work - by kevcng (man) - United States

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19148) - you deserved it (1861)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

#20064691
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18900) - you deserved it (2340)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by zed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

#20064518
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15956) - you deserved it (5512)

On 09/09/2012 at 11:01am - misc - by Can't Win - United States (Illinois)

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

#20064384
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23719) - you deserved it (5845)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (2291)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (2291)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML

#20062154
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11782) - you deserved it (22835)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Gurl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML

#20061769
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18834) - you deserved it (1509)

On 09/07/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

#20061527
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19846) - you deserved it (1944)

On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States

Today, I had to go into the school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

#20061403
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20440) - you deserved it (2558)

On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

#20058884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21643) - you deserved it (2258)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

#20058422
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20865) - you deserved it (1327)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by holymoly - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5726) - you deserved it (77370)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25630) - you deserved it (1970)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)



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