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skcseth
  • Town/Country : Charlotte, NC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1624
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About skcseth : I'm in ur base, killin ur doodz.

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Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to go to surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40264) - you deserved it (1630)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:21am - health - by Toothy. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

#3646272 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (50578) - you deserved it (2798)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq (Arbil)

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

#3268493 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (88386) - you deserved it (5291)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

#3096413 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (49861) - you deserved it (2233)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)

Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML

#2050004 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (31671) - you deserved it (18439)

On 05/18/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by Posty (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my sister in law walked in. FML

#2026481 (435)

I agree, your life sucks (22249) - you deserved it (97734)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

#1619469 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (48958) - you deserved it (20068)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81560) - you deserved it (11208)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42612) - you deserved it (500185)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)