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skatergirl9875
  • Town/Country : stockton, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 23
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Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28403) - you deserved it (2828)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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