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skatergirl9875
  • Town/Country : stockton, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 293
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26141) - you deserved it (2285)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (2473)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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