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skallagrim
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

#3945707 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (37124) - you deserved it (1861)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by stalkered (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

#3741776 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (52347) - you deserved it (1875)

On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

#133313 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (22766) - you deserved it (31274)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML

#86812 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (35892) - you deserved it (2123)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

#79669 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (41329) - you deserved it (3769)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

#77446 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (33074) - you deserved it (21925)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

#71381 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (6053)

On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (43891) - you deserved it (6419)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

#70124 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (21952) - you deserved it (44204)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (36282) - you deserved it (5362)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

#61591 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (37812) - you deserved it (2240)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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