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by Kasey Eames / 12/23/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Work
by spellbound / 12/19/2012 at 9:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by ehrmagahd / 12/19/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/18/2012 at 2:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
by karmamaybe / 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by poopsthegame / 12/03/2012 at 2:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Transportation
by childhoodupinsmoke / 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Heather / 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by anon / 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML
by Kyle / 11/09/2012 at 1:57am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML
by Kallian / 11/09/2012 at 1:47am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by embarassedmuch / 10/30/2012 at 12:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SFra / 10/23/2012 at 9:19pm / United States / Love