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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 565
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29954) - you deserved it (15533)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13309) - you deserved it (52258)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

#17001302
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8516) - you deserved it (72005)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41095) - you deserved it (4151)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33496) - you deserved it (4071)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51259) - you deserved it (3648)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (8003)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
123 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

#16523856
128 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 1:22am - love - by K123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

#16523437
47 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
309 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML

#16262693
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42921) - you deserved it (3359)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:46am - love - by BALEIGHLOVE17 -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11311) - you deserved it (63445)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -



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