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Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML

#16039154
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I agree, your life sucks (24140) - you deserved it (2674)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Username -

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25077) - you deserved it (6682)

On 12/03/2010 at 9:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

#13976470
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I agree, your life sucks (17572) - you deserved it (3438)

On 11/25/2010 at 4:01pm - misc - by El Camino (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

#13800215
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18322) - you deserved it (2346)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:27am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

#12973332
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22171) - you deserved it (2459)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10755) - you deserved it (23978)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

#9180721
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I agree, your life sucks (7717) - you deserved it (30672)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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