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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7019
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About siphorsoul : i'm Ryan, currently jobless and out of education. i crashed my car 2 months back.
i'm a dick of a guy.

wanna chat? ryan.horsburgh@hotmail.co.uk

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Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59670) - you deserved it (7145)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94490) - you deserved it (19967)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82296) - you deserved it (218944)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22214) - you deserved it (74794)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

#2406815
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46522) - you deserved it (4687)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm - health - by PiZzA_FaCe (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138450) - you deserved it (14078)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait



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