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Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
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I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (51840)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (51840)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (51840)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (51840)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (52353)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (52353)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (52353)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (52353)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (52353)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (52353)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (52353)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

#6791199
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (5399)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

#6791199
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (5399)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

#6791199
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (5399)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

#6791199
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (5399)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)



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