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About simpsonakw : heeey everyone,
i loove a lot of thinngs i loove to haave fuun and enjoy a persoon whoo maakes me laaugh! I have too maany hobbies to put doown so
message me and i will deffinitely reply :)

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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7185) - you deserved it (27371)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (1534)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States



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