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silverstream20

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 February 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 709
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About silverstream20 : Ask and I will answer

I find FML incredibly entertaining. I usually comment on a story I find interesting but most of the time I'm just the silent observer. Honestly,grammar is not my best so try not to judge too harshly.

But then again this is the INTERNETZ!!

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silverstream20's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML

#21171186
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44334) - you deserved it (17927)

On 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65137) - you deserved it (32596)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62095) - you deserved it (5714)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11502) - you deserved it (27654)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

#19959638
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (5463)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

#19821564
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (4207)

On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37906) - you deserved it (9647)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42394) - you deserved it (3720)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

#18566755
148 comments

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54891) - you deserved it (5411)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML

Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML

#14032735
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12204) - you deserved it (19270)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

#14029535
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (6049)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:08pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11942) - you deserved it (23728)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21459) - you deserved it (1892)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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