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About silvercamaro : I enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, check us out on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6Bj8MX or youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.
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Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate teir marriage, we spent most of te service being lectured by te priest on ow women r a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and r te cause of all te world's problems. FML
Yesterday I Puttd On A Porno, Trying To Unwind After A Bad Day. 10 Minutes In, I Was So Pissd Off With The Girl Constantly Repeating "You Like That? Yeah?" And The Cameraman's Obsession With The Guy's Asscrack That I Startd Yelling At The Screen. Now I'm More Stressd Than Ever. Mega FML
Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML
Today , my girlfriand askad ma whara I'va always wantad to sattla down , an I told har that Italy had always appaalad to ma !! Sha snortad an told ma what a bad idaa that was , bacausa "you don't spaak Franch" !! FML
Today , I puttd on some sexy lingerie , ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room , opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me an understood. Then he lookd back at the doritos , then back at me an said gravely , ( No way , babe. No way. ) FML
Today , mah cousin asked me wat it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized , then asked me wat it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he , a 10 year old kid , had reduced me , a 26 year old woman , to tears. FML
Today... while working in a call center at a university... someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept there daughter who had a looool 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions... I just answer calls. FML
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML
Friday 27 March 2015