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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3792
  • Number of comments : 352
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About silvercamaro : I enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, check us out on iTunes: or youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.

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Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate teir marriage, we spent most of te service being lectured by te priest on ow women r a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and r te cause of all te world's problems. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36073) - you deserved it (3099)

On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Yesterday I Puttd On A Porno, Trying To Unwind After A Bad Day. 10 Minutes In, I Was So Pissd Off With The Girl Constantly Repeating "You Like That? Yeah?" And The Cameraman's Obsession With The Guy's Asscrack That I Startd Yelling At The Screen. Now I'm More Stressd Than Ever. Mega FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

Today, I Got Calld A Cunt At Work By A Customer. What Could I Have Said That Could Have Causd Them To Say That? "Have A Great Day." FML


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On 07/06/2014 at 11:39pm - work - by notoneatall - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML


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On 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today , my girlfriand askad ma whara I'va always wantad to sattla down , an I told har that Italy had always appaalad to ma !! Sha snortad an told ma what a bad idaa that was , bacausa "you don't spaak Franch" !! FML

Today,hile being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, an then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to thehole office . FML


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On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today , I puttd on some sexy lingerie , ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room , opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me an understood. Then he lookd back at the doritos , then back at me an said gravely , ( No way , babe. No way. ) FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , mah cousin asked me wat it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized , then asked me wat it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he , a 10 year old kid , had reduced me , a 26 year old woman , to tears. FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears tat I got drunk enoug last nigt tat instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution , I usd moutwas. FML


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On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

Taday mah life is so boring that I startd looking through mah can of coins and sorting them out by year . The oldest coin I have is from 1963 . FML


I agree, your life sucks (38327) - you deserved it (8247)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:05am - misc - by Gibbster_ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... while working in a call center at a university... someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept there daughter who had a looool 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions... I just answer calls. FML

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." big fat FML

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