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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4527
  • Number of comments : 352
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About silvercamaro : I enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, check us out on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6Bj8MX or youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.

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Visits<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 10:37am<b>Littlest_things</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 9:00am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 6:58pm<b>demonte_jones</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 5:11pm<b>abhi95</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:01pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:02am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:05pm<b>abitoff</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:55pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:51am<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:04pm<b>IsabellaaNicole</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:19am<b>nandybear</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 11:19pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 6:11pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 3:08pm<b>TerraShadow</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:25pm<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:05pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 5:45pm

Fucked!<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:37pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:59am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:06pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:51pm<b>nandybear</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:59pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:45pm<b>DeanneD</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 6:52am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 4:32am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 3:26am<b>feven</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 1:25am<b>kayladayla</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 5:22pm<b>theawkwardlife</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 9:05pm<b>zBerryz</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 5:33am<b>Kyle_Mack</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 2:43am<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 6:08am<b>abbyycarper</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 12:47am<b>imarlee98</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:41am<b>whateverNA</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 12:40am

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silvercamaro's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

#21282066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33397) - you deserved it (3865)

On 10/20/2014 at 10:29pm - love - by DanTheMan (man) -

Today, while doing physical therapy exercises for my broken leg, I managed to throw my back out. Now I can neither walk nor sit up. FML

#21281586
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (2547)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:00am - health - by cray12 - United States

Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML

#21281510
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32880) - you deserved it (2461)

On 10/20/2014 at 12:53am - work - by are you kidding me - United States (Kansas)

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

#21281374
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32341) - you deserved it (3042)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm - kids - by team hit bella with a car (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32365) - you deserved it (5304)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

#21281002
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19514) - you deserved it (37809)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:24am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (4793)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

#21280817
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34511) - you deserved it (6031)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

#21258420
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35725) - you deserved it (2818)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm - work - by nocat6 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I entered the lecture hall where my class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticed that none of the other students looked familiar. I quickly realised that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showed up and told me to get out. FML

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

#21249110
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39072) - you deserved it (5068)

On 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm - kids - by TheFatOne - United States

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48429) - you deserved it (4005)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49332) - you deserved it (5586)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37919) - you deserved it (9628)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41934) - you deserved it (3964)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)



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