About silvercamaro : I enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, check us out on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6Bj8MX or youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.
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by cray12 / 10/20/2014 at 4:00am / United States / Health
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
by are you kidding me / 10/20/2014 at 12:53am / United States (Kansas) / Work
by team hit bella with a car / 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 10:24am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work
by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 12:11am / United States / Work
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I entered the lecture hall where my class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticed that none of the other students looked familiar. I quickly realised that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showed up and told me to get out. FML
by iAmPaul / 09/11/2014 at 3:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
by TheFatOne / 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm / United States / Kids
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML
by sam_666777 / 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…