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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1678
  • Number of comments : 275
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About silvercamaro : I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, look us up on youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.

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Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38193) - you deserved it (3122)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (3040)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML

#21233096
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35773) - you deserved it (3089)

On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

#21232670
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35913) - you deserved it (11498)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML

#21201129
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38688) - you deserved it (3525)

On 07/06/2014 at 11:39pm - work - by notoneatall - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the features lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, and I can't sleep. FML

#21196465
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46592) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML

#21191137
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38816) - you deserved it (7063)

On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

#21190698
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49856) - you deserved it (6139)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML

#21190580
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41608) - you deserved it (7453)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49262) - you deserved it (5485)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

#21181415
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (22158)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML

#21181414
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38182) - you deserved it (8214)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:05am - misc - by Gibbster_ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML



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