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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2689
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sillyzombiekid : hihi, my name's jace, well the english translation anyway :)
i'm chinese and english.. :/
i speak cantonese,korean and english i wish to speak japanese someday.
i am a girl.
i like to game (and no,i'm not gonna be like "zomg add me ;) im a girl gamer! tehe.. -_-") i like to read,draw,eat, the usual teenager stuff =]

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Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8443) - you deserved it (37680)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

#8555278
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12339) - you deserved it (20219)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML

#8532673
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7217) - you deserved it (26357)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm - animals - by Rafiki (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

#8397954
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27373) - you deserved it (3135)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (21751)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (21751)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8593) - you deserved it (32995)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

#8248979
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23449) - you deserved it (6020)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (4383)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

#8003264
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8462) - you deserved it (75757)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8032) - you deserved it (46661)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

#7637016
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8419) - you deserved it (38240)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

#7637016
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8419) - you deserved it (38240)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

#7635822
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26151) - you deserved it (2623)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

#7334847
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45189) - you deserved it (2499)

On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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