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sillyshanie13
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 38
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sillyshanie13 : I love bright things I'm fav singer is Adele and I love to hit the beach

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Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7343) - you deserved it (21309)

On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

#19781489
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I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (2839)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:50am - work - by lonelyharts86 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (28536)

On 06/10/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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