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Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML


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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML


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On 04/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by nobrows (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML


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On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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