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sieera00
  • Town/Country : Austin,TX, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 April 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sieera00 : I'm in love with one of my friends(guy)!!! I love to listen to music,hang out with my friends,amazing athlete(track, basketball ,volleyball, tennis, soccer, softball!!),all a honor roll student,love Jesus and God!! And um super friendly!! ~~~**~~~feel free to ask me anything :D~~~**~~~

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Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

#5541044
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62593) - you deserved it (2488)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by rainedaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42875) - you deserved it (11512)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55673) - you deserved it (5863)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, I let my 5 year-old niece walk my 3 month-old husky puppy while I watched. I didn't realize how strong my puppy actually is until she took off running while dragging my niece with her. My niece now has two busted up knees and chin and her mother is now calling my puppy "demon puppy." FML

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30805) - you deserved it (21042)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49194) - you deserved it (11023)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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