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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sieera00 : I'm in love with one of my friends(guy)!!! I love to listen to music,hang out with my friends,amazing athlete(track, basketball ,volleyball, tennis, soccer, softball!!),all a honor roll student,love Jesus and God!! And um super friendly!! ~~~**~~~feel free to ask me anything :D~~~**~~~

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Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML

#17219052
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (2022)

On 07/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by coffee girl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (4017)

On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (4017)

On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26103) - you deserved it (2350)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15796) - you deserved it (42789)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

#17131044
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30589) - you deserved it (3959)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22474) - you deserved it (2129)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (75672) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (3515)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39756) - you deserved it (5009)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

#14325917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30011) - you deserved it (3346)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (59731)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts "GO F YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

#13622060
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (3096)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML

#6438315
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41726) - you deserved it (2262)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37061) - you deserved it (2647)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)



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