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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 738
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sieera00 : I'm in love with one of my friends(guy)!!! I love to listen to music,hang out with my friends,amazing athlete(track, basketball ,volleyball, tennis, soccer, softball!!),all a honor roll student,love Jesus and God!! And um super friendly!! ~~~**~~~feel free to ask me anything :D~~~**~~~

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Today, I had to jump into my car while it was still moving. Apparently, just because you put it in park and turn it off, doesn't mean it won't take off towards a ditch without warning. FML

#18473570
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17910) - you deserved it (7489)

On 12/10/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by CassieMarieee - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7377) - you deserved it (69253)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11940) - you deserved it (55534)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22608) - you deserved it (3714)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27437) - you deserved it (2068)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

#18156228
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32044) - you deserved it (3767)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32472) - you deserved it (6497)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

#18051546
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (5268)

On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

#18045518
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27840) - you deserved it (5738)

On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

#17895796
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27877) - you deserved it (2742)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML

#17885184
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22803) - you deserved it (7219)

On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

#17780072
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23799) - you deserved it (6058)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33153) - you deserved it (16736)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24163) - you deserved it (6488)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)



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