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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 51
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About sickchicken : Uhh I'm awesome >_>

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Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41439) - you deserved it (7608)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:23pm - health - by idk - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46315) - you deserved it (6403)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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