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Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13624) - you deserved it (117455)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48139) - you deserved it (14736)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)



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