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  • Town/Country : New York City, United States
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Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30354) - you deserved it (6391)

On 10/31/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by trick or not treat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20952) - you deserved it (7239)

On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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