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Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40089) - you deserved it (24419)

On 10/05/2013 at 12:00pm - animals - by wasted_gas - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML


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On 06/12/2013 at 10:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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