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by wasted_gas / 10/05/2013 at 12:00pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2013 at 10:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
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