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  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About shimmering : Those were the days, man.

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Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40497) - you deserved it (24643)

On 10/05/2013 at 12:00pm - animals - by wasted_gas - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58428) - you deserved it (5701)

On 06/12/2013 at 10:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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