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Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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