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About shieldthestral : Unconventional teen, funny and so gay but I don't even like boys - much. Books and Harry Potter run my life, I live for Sybil; my cat.
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Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML