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shibbyshake
  • Town/Country : San Diego
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shibbyshake : I love chapstick, you'll never see me take life too seriously. I often contemplate which side of the bread to butter.

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Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5604) - you deserved it (23657)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17543) - you deserved it (2773)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version



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