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Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47058) - you deserved it (2021)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49319) - you deserved it (3071)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
56 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML

#1791
27 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 8:23pm - work - by Lincoln - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML

#1047
19 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 3:54pm - love - by ren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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